Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Ace: "If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer!" Ace: yeah and your ugly. Ace: so you can beat him fatty. Ace:why dont you go cry about saddlebags. Melissa: do you want an ash-tray for that? Ace: no. I dont smoke, its a disgusting habbit. Ace: Do you know him? do you call him at home Lois: "You must really love animals". Ace: "Only when it's really cold" Lois Einhorn: I can make your life a living hell Ace Venturas: I'm not ready for a relationship right now lois. Melissa: "Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson." Ace: "Pleasure to meet you." Melissa: "Did you have any trouble getting in?" Ace: "No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle." Ace: "I have a package for you, sir." Man: "Sounds broken." Ace: "Most likely; I bet it was something nice, though!" (Ace Ventura just got his car started) Ace: "It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!" Back To The Main Movie Quotes Page Contact/Submit     theNSAisWATCHIN     News Monster     Images Archive       News Monster Archive The Killing The Messenger Web Portal