Nothing Groundbreaking, Just A Classic Elvis Presley Story
Hamburger James' ID Card In Vegas
Elvis' case of drugs he could carry with him was referred to as his "kit". And famously, once, the guy whose job it was to get Elvis hamurgers, Hamburger James, stole Elvis' kit. When Elvis found out, he was furious and tracked Hamburger James down at the airport. Hamburger James' plane was pulling out, and Elvis exclaimed "Stop that plane, I'm an FBI agent". He flashed a badge famously given him by none other than Richard Nixon. So they stopped, and Elvis caught poor ole Hamburger James. No one in the entourage knew what Elvis would do. They knew he had a gun. He said he was going to kill him. This could be the end, the absolute end. But Elvis raised a table, as if to smash him James with it, but then, as if coming to his senses, he set it down and hugged him. "If you needed something, all you had to do was ask...
Some Random Elvis Facts
He liked to fill his swimming pool with lightbulbs and shoot them.
He would shoot his TV screen whenever Robert Goulet would come on.
He didn't like performing oral sex on women.
He liked to climax in a woman's hair.
He liked to use baby talk: he called feet "sooties" and ice cream "iddy-tream".
Members of his Memphis Mafia would fill his pills with sugar, in an attempt to
get him unaddicted.
He would carve bit of flesh out of his feet, saying "I oughta get some good
stuff for this".
At the time of his death, his colon weighed around 30lbs.
Doctors had to smash out Elvis' teeth in order to force a breathing tube down
his throat.
A young Elvis once saw his aunt dancing on a table, an exclaimed "Oh my peter!".
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