TheNSAisWATCHIN - Image Archive

Melissa Ann Rowland
Refused Having A C-Section In SLC
Because She Didn't Want The Scar
As A Result, One Of Her Twins Died
She Didn't Want A Scar!?
She Was No Prize To Begin With

This Hawk Eats People

Find The Jetty

Porn Goes Here

Janet Jackons Boobs
BOTH Of Em This Time
And The Super Bowl Footy Is (Still) Here

Charlize Theron
Wept As She Met Nelson Mandela 11-11-04
But Hit The Apple Bong
After Winning The Oscar
You Celebrate Different Things, Differently

Death By Propeller

Dying of Age
The #1 Killer

I Rapped As Big Lurch
And I'm Here To Say
I Like To Eat Lungs
Every F**kin Day

Marge Simpson
Set To Pose Sexily For Maxim Mag Cover
How Far Off Can Homers
Playboy Interview Be?

Sears Tower Sold To Mystery Buyer
Maybe Al-Qaeda Bought It
So They Can Blow It Up

Alice Regina Pike

The Moron Who Tried To Pass
A Million Dollar Bill At Wal-Mart

Gay-Dar Doesn't Lie!
Sheri L. Dew
Head of LDS Church Owned Desert Book

Where Is Jimmy Hoffa

Tom Cruise Fires Longtime Publicist
After She Counseled Him To
Stop Talking Publicly So Often
About Scientology

The Ohio Sniper
CAUGHT
It Could Have Been A Lot Worse
Thankfully, He's A Terrible Shot
TIPSTER HAD TO CALL A DOZEN TIMES
TO GET COPS TO BELIEVE HIM THOUGH...

I Am God - Hear Me Roar