The Power Of Christ Compels You!
THE PASSION OF CHRIST
HEALED MY COLD SORE!
Developing...

 
Jean-Bertrand Aristide
The Now Ex-President of Haiti
He Says the US Kidnapped Him
and Forced Him To Sign Papers, Resign
We Are Saying We Just Gave Him
A Military Escort Out For His Safety...
Po-ta-to     Po-tah-to
To-ma-to     To-mah-to

 
I Can Think of ONE Celebrity Sex Tape
I Hope We NEVER Find

I Liked Filming It

Paris Hilton
More Skin -This Time It's
Unintentional Music Awards Nipplage
Read Her Boring Story Here

Howard Stern Was Framed!
"Nigger" Caller Was a Fake!
When They Came For Stern
I Didnt Speak Up, Cause I Didn't Like Him
But When They Came For Me...

Breaking Windows, Breaking Hearts

A Burning Desire

If These Girls Are Cutting Your Hair
ALL The Haircuts Will End Up The Same
WAY Short in Front - Long In The Back

Greed
For What Amounted Lying About A Profit
Or Rather, An Avoided Loss
of Around $50,000
Martha Stewart
(Who Was Already a BILLIONAIRE!!)
Goes In The Tank